Call me a swine!

(www.baconmarmalade.com)

but I'm a sweet swine...

Spiralling ad infinitum

The pessimist would call this a vicious cycle.

The optimist, a sign that all roads lead to you.

I like to think that one day we may have gathered enough experience to actually make this work...

(...maybe)

Las manzanas siempre parecen mejores en el huerto del vecino...

If the Spanish are to be trusted, it turns out that not only is the grass greener on that other side of the fence but the apples are tastier too.

Yes, your neighbours really are lucky bastards.

No one said it was going to be easy...

...I just wish they'd specified what "it" was.